Willis, Schwarzengger, Beetlejuice 2 and Eating Poop; The Day in Movie News

Deadline.com reports today that Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzengger have officially signed on to “The Expendables 2” and confirm they will have a more substantial role rather than the cameo they made in the first film.  Earlier in the week there was a non-confirmed rumor that Chuck Norris and Jean Claude Van Damn have also signed on.  If proven to be true this may end up being my entire childhood shatout and smeared across film.

Deadline.com also reports today that comedy-horror writer Seth Grahame-Smith (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter) and David Katzenberg have just signed a two year deal with the studio and one of the projects up at the top of their “to-do” lists include a sequel to Tim Burton’s 1988 tale Beetljuice.  Much like a Ghostbusters 3 that i talked about a few weeks ago, this probably won’t be good.  Let me preface that by saying Beetlejuice is actually my favorite Tim Burton movie and vastly underrated but It’s doubtful Keaton and Burton will be involved so if that’s the case then Pass.

Eddie Murphy has been tapped to host this years Academy Awards.  Now if Eddie Murphy circa Raw somehow over protrudes and takes over current Eddie Murphy’s body like Freddy in Nightmare on Elm St. part 2: Freddy Goes Gay, then this might be worth tuning in.  Likely hood of that happening are 0%, but this will probably be less uncomfortable than last years Oscar’s with Anne Hathaway dragging around James Franco’s corpse for 3 hours.

Finally the news you’ve all been waiting for me.  That’s right, the teaser trailer for Human Centipede 2.  Today I learned that if you wanna see someone forcibly eat poop then Australia is the place to be which is where this is being released.  Now I have never seen the first one because I appreciate my time too much to watch people stuff their heads in each others asses but I’ve gotten the detailed synopsis full of spoilers so I know “enough.”  This whole thing seems gratuitous in every which way, but watch the teaser and if vomiting on yourself seems super fun, then by all means.

pallet cleanser.


~ by ATOM on September 7, 2011.

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